can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
When I masturbate I pretend my dick is the slap chop an I'm destroying vegtables. Do you think that's a eating disorder?
When i woke up this morning she asked me 'when did you first find out that you could see the future.' I gotta stop drinking.
Getting pregnant off pre-cum is like getting high off erasers
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I told him we can only be friends from now on & he said he knows but that I'm the 'best he ever had'.
you slept with him again didn't you
you can't just quote Drake AND compliment me at the same time & receive nothin. he knows me too well
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
my drug dealer is also my eyebrow lady. Two birds, one stone.
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