I just saw a hot homeless man
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
Listen, unless you want to spend your birthday in a trunk, you better invite me
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
Phone keeps correcting good morning to "food moaning" and I like the way it thinks.
I finally figured out how to tighten my bra straps and I feel like a god
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
just saw those girls we met the other night. i happen to be wearing a bunny suit and driving your smart car. i think its safe to say thats a no go situation.
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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