the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
All the good ones are taken. All that's left is the Harry Potter geek or the asshole in the corner. I think I'll settle for Harry Potter.
the coke olympics were a bad idea. there's a tree uprooted in the front of my building.
i don't even remember going to get food. i think i got gas too.
I researched the whole pregnancy breast feeding with piercings. I think you dont have to worry about the trifecta milk spraying thing.
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
A few days ago I apparently came up, asked her to make me soup, and handed her a can of coconut milk.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
its hard to say precisely how it happened, but the next thing i knew i was on top of a mountain
I can always count on you to keep my boobs honest
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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