There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
She sucked my dick when I had a concussion. It was the coolest feeling ever but the doctor said it was a bad idea. He's obviously gay.
Bro, I just want to tell you that I'm glad you got fired. I'm going to fuck your replacement.
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
she sent me a picture of dilf asleep in bed with the caption "what happened last night?"
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I got drunk by myself and ended up listening to Beethoven in the dark.
I got locked into my place today. You might be wondering if that was a typo... It's not.
I need a rain check on breakfast. A frat boy said it was his dream to sleep with a MILF, I made his dream come true and he made me cum
There is no way I’m wasting 21 year old morning wood
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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