But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
Dude, everyone in your family has slept with that girl. Her vagina is like the Hindu version of a Bar Mitzvah.
The reason i havent seen you yet better have huge tits
So, Southern Comfort will donate 25 cents for every bottle sold towards Gulf Coast Relief... Can we save the wetlands through my alcoholism?
You slow danced with your carpet steamer last night.
i've hooked up with him and three of his roommates and not a single one of them knows about it..think its safe to say i found the silver lining in a boys inability to communicate
Apparently I texted my high school english teacher asking her to tell me what logical fallacies she taught us three years ago.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
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