I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
for a minute I thought I needed to put on pants to go get a burrito, but then I remembered I'm in college
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
She must have been at ribfest tonight because my dick smells like barbeque sauce
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
In the middle of switching positions, we shared a line of coke. It's was like a modern-day 'Lady and the Tramp.'
I cant yet im literally covered in lube but I will later
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
I rigged together two of my vibrators for more power... I've created a monster.
My cat was watching porn with me. Weirdest bonding experience ever.
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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