I just pynch a tree in the face
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
farters have to be the big spoon...
haha i think we're both just down to be fuck buddies..but i do have a hickey and a bit of a big lip and fucking burns on my knees..note to self hooking up on a golf course is NOT that exciting
Did you ever notice the eye of Sauron looks like Lindsay Lohan's vagina?
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I'm unshowered, and since I've seen this episode of say yes to the dress, I've decided to go to the store and get a frozen pizza at 10:20 am. I'm crushing life.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
This is either the best idea i've ever had or the worst. stay tuned.
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
Just because you haven’t had your UTI yet doesn’t mean you have a right to talk like Yoda
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