is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
Dude, the cops never think it's as funny as you do.
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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