Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
New first...just saw an entire family of homeless hitch hikers...kids and all. God, i love Oklahoma!
Checked out the free sonogram van on campus and got a free DVD of my sweet food baby.
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
She's not a foreskin expert like you
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
Going back to the ever classy sneak out to the fridge and swig liquor from the bottle method. That it is legal for me to drink here makes the fact that I have to do this all the more depressing.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
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