Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
cant go down on her man, her vagoo reminds me of a face hugger from aliens
so just saw tiger woods pull a page out of his wifes book and hit some kid in the head with a golf club
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Do you remember snorting allspice and yelling at doughnut shop girl?
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
All you kept saying was, " Barack fucking Obama. FUCK Michelle" and then you motorboated me.
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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