That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
i woke up and my collection of plastic neon wayfarers were half-melted in the microwave. my drunk self hates my hipster self
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
I got Green Bay stickers to put on my nipples. This way when I flash it will look like I did it out of spirit as opposed to drunkenness
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
i honestly don't know why someone didn't cut me off after i broke the ceiling lamp with MY HEAD
Don't use the things I tell you while drunk after the bruins won the cup against me
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
I knew you were on something when you said you were a puppy and you ate all the frosty Paws dog ice cream which says not for human consumption right on the side of it.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
Randomize
