I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
well tonys high enough to be moving from spot to spot around the kitchen shooting tortellini into a boiling pot and yelling "KING JAMES" whether he makes or misses it.
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Is it too early to say this year has been a blur?
he doesn't even text me anymore.. he just facebook chats me a shark emoticon which has turned into code for 'be naked at my house in 15 mins'
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
I'm to the point where I'm fantasizing about Iron Chefs going down on me.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Guess who's the proud owner of her very own foxtail butt plug!!
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
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