real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
As soon as I saw the video camera and red light on, I started rolling my eyes when he would put it in me and telling him maybe his dick was too small cause I didn't feel anything...trust me that tape is going nowhere
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
just weighed my balls on my pocket scale. that high.
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
If you could not mention to him that I slept with his best friend, that'd be cool of you.
He's nice and all but I think I rather masturbate my way to happiness instead.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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