i only hope i can top last weeks sext session
For the record dan just proved he knows the first and last names of ALL the members of NSync. Jury is no longer out on his sexuality.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I just got a whiff of tequila through the air conditioner.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
I'll offer my penis as collateral. You can hold title to it till I pay you back.
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
Putting all my energy Into finding a polite way to ask my mailman to fuck me in his car.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
Awwww breaks my heart, I just wanna fix his teeth and give him a blowjob.
You know its an epic night when omar the garbage man gives you a ride home at 6 in the morning.
where are you?
two trains and a bus walk of shame. so not worth it.
So I forgot to ask, how was that bartender you slept with two weeks ago?
Google chlamydia.
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