I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
Ducking stuck downtown...all the fuxkig roads are blixkded
I wonder if there will ever be a day where I don't find lisps really really hilarious.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
I just took went to the bathroom and it smelt like blue curococo... I didn't flush yet so head on up if you wanna know what a good night smells like.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
There is a guy in class using a wine bottle as a water bottle. Welcome to the Faculty of Environment.
I need to be put in a corner surrounded by pamphlets of stds and babies
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
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