for on dont try to tell me you love me after three weeks of talking, for two if you are going to do that stay away from the song lyrics to a very good country song that you happened to ruin by using it, and for three erase my number im fuckin your sister now
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
I found a wheel chair. there is now a high chance im going to be fired from this job
I need you to come over. Im crying, day drinking and working out simultaneously.
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
It's like refusing a bong hit from michael phelps... You just can't do it
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
I just want some dick and chicken fingers please advise
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
My mom just came upstairs handed me an Adderall and asked if I could help her wash the ceilings
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