How was your Memorial Day?
Don't remember... but I do have an American flag painted on my boob signed by a Staff Sargent... Oh God, I hope that's his military rank and not a nick name.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
you were fixing your hair in the bathroom mirror and then fell backwards through the locked stall while she was in mid pee and fell on her lap.
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
Hindsight is 20/20. Or a bladder infection.
WAIT DID YOU MAIL ME A KITTEN
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
she came into my car to rip lines with our blow dealer as I was writing my essay on anti drug policy, i call it on site research
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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