they need to just BURY HIM!
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
you figure out which one you wanna sleep with, & I'll sleep with the other one. problem solved
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
I’ll call you in a minute. Trying to book an AirBnB so I can finally bang the yummy guy from yoga
Your downward dog is going to rock his cock. I’m jealous
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