I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
This show inspires me to have sex in space
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
We broke two of his toes while having sex. He laughed said he'd fix it in the morning and kept going. I think I'm in love
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
Weird come down, just saw a woman on the train go to grab something and realised she had terrifying hands. They literally filled me with dread. I don't think I'm ok.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
They have a genuine stripper pole secured to the floor of their living room. I am thoroughly take advantage of it. I've made $5 so far. Why don't more places have poles??!
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Those thigh tattoos deserve the handsomest of grins between them. Dont settle.
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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