So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
Apparently throwing up on his dick didnt convince him to stay away . . . whats the most indirect way of saying "im just going to continue avoiding you"?
i wonder what thom yorke's orgasms sound like
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Guys, I'm sleeping in the BOYNTON LAUNDRY ROOM. if you can, come let me out in the morning as I have no keys. I might be in the study room possibly. DON'T FORGET. I will be trapped
Do you think that my Facebook profile picture kinda look like im being raped by a 10 foot polar bear ?
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
Let's try finding a bar where there aren't people who want to hang me from a tree by my nutsack
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
I accidentally left my shirt at my booty calls house. He washed it & hung it up for me in his closet. I can't decide if that's sweet or creepy
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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