I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
I woke up this morning naked, with a to-go box from Qdoba, an entire meal completely untouched. I have been piecing together my night to find some answers. I feel like Nancy Drew.
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
Nothing says happy gameday like waking up in only an ACC Championship shirt in the qb's bed with a different football player
Please tell me you aren't concussed from dancing on the stripper pole
Sure go ahead and start this 'business' with him...just don't come crying to me when you have to fake your own death in two years
I'll pay you back with progressively deviant sexual favors.
Sorry you felt insulted last night let me rub your butt in remorse
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Dude, she set my Tinder preference to men, set the radius to 100 miles, and used up all of my right swipes. I think she's mad.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
its not much but to go through all that to ask for half a balls worth of money was so stressful
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