he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
An don't say it's "personal preference" cause I don't buy it. I just want to have normal cool guy balls. I don't want to be the dude that's still rocking the equivalent of the "mid 90's bowl cut" of scrotum haircuts.
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Drunk Karaoke resulted in only 8 injuries this time, so there is some improvement.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
I'm disproportionately drunk. But I also spelled disproportionately right twice so maybe I'm not that drunk
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
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