If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
They should really pass out barf bags in church
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
They'd unbutton the overalls with their lesbian-tongues. It wouldn't even be a problem.
Your last day of twenties? OK. Then I'll give you til midnight. Then you turn into a pumpkin. A big, 30 year old pumpkin.
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
I wanted to say "you're a souless cunt" but in a nice way. So I added a smiley face.
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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