i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
My life has literally become a dickpocolypse. Thank you, summer, I missed you.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
What goes on in that head of yours?
Gay sex, for the most part. Why?
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Hello my rib-scented angel!
Lady Gaga is doing the 1/2 time show. I hope it's gay and liberal as fuck.
I had sex with two guys in one day. One on my grandma's couch, one on a golf course. This is the greatest post-surgery accomplishment I could ask for.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Its like he got lessons from Jesus on how to use his tongue. And his dick.
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
Randomize
