On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
he made me feel like a shish kabob. his dick was the skewer.
and you said he wasn't worth calling.
Goldenshlager is a hell of a drink. And these are the adventures ur missing out on w me. I gave someone a bath Emily. A BATH.
Awkward
Can't say I wouldn't let it happen again.
Woke up eating a pickle on the bathroom floor this morning in some random guys sweat pants.
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Tonight I learned to never try to impress your ex by dancing on the stripper pole while drunk. That’s how you end up in the ER
I feel awkward having to tell people “sorry you can’t finger me because I will get a UTI and I don’t have health insurance”
She pooped on me during a reverse cowgirl. And it wasn't a little bit either.
BRB. These cougars are squabbling over my junk and one of them is offering to pay my tuition
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