WOAH SHIT! That wasn't my girlfriend last night.
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
I look like a herd of wild horses chewed on my back. If you bite me again while taking me from behind, I'm going to have to cut you off.
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Just found a pack of birth control on the corner of Oakland and Thomas, so if your desperate its up for grabs.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
Living a little to me does not involve choreographed Michael Jackson songs
I danced with a french guy who licked the sweat off my neck and poured a drink on me. Not gonna lie, that shit was refreshing
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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