would you ever date a girl who drove an 89 Chrysler LeBaron? - for the record it's a convertable
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
she wants me to text her or call her all the time when we are apart...this is not high school...
Found a left over fake Olympic medal from our party last weekend. Awarded it to a random girl in the bar last night. Its the only thing she was wearing this morning when she woke up at my place.
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
I am literally using a balloon as a pillow on a park bench.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
Wow i don't think I've had to send this many texts apologizing for my behavior since high school...
Lets just say...I plan on being a bigger shitshow than Miley Cyrus at the VMA'S
YOU BETTER TOUCH MY NIPPLES TODAY
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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