Hungover Fun Fact #4: Eating a grilled stuffed burrito WILL make you blow chunks in the ice maker at work.
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
besides i was ending his dry spell. it's written in the bible that jesus likes that right?
Want to come over and play therapist and then fuck all the emotion away?
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
I've never felt more disgusting in my life. And I'm including the time I snuggled that homeless woman in the puddle of my whiskey vomit.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
..puke & rally mid art final. HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
You put on a bike helmet, yelled "doesn't matter fuck it" then punched a stick the fire
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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