he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I might come over. Something about you makes me matronly and I have this urge to nurse you back to health with soup and a blowjob
The bride and groom wore the Batman masks I brought. Best wedding ever.
Everything was yummy and fruit flavored and five alive and happymeas.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
I can affiliate each flavor of Copenhagen to a different one night stand. I really love Texas.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Is 28 too old to get fingered in Centennial Park? Asking for a friend.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Don't worry dude, I've created a sex logic bomb to stop that sort of thing.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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