imagine if we didn have a dick. we would be so much more productive
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
you were watching the nanny crying, saying I wish I was that thin eating twinkies. THAT DRUNK.
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
You fell asleep leaning on my shoulder at the bar
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
No, I did not fuck him for football tickets. I fucked him for tickets to the superbowl. I'm not that much of a slut.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
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