question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Do you remember unrolling paper towels as a blanket?
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Once you mention butt plugs, conversations always take a turn for the worst.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Well yeah. Plus. My dick looks awful. So I would need to do some extreme makeover dick edition before even starting something so ridiculous.
You offered the police officer a Snickers ice cream bar and cried when he wouldn't take it...
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
I opened the bathroom door and the starting point gaurd was eating out my art history professor
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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