that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
My dad just came home, said hi to mom and me in the kitchen, and then said "I'm gonna go inject my blood with iguana saliva".
Last night you were talking while puking saying, "ahh the shoes and the purse, I'm gonna have to wash those"
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
I was so drunk, I was kissing everyone. Their sexual preference was none of my concern.
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
You gotta buy me dinner first. Or smoke me out. Both are equally chivalrous
I think its awesome that i just got you to cheer for sex
Well sex is awesome. Sex deserves cheers.
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
i just took a huge shit in old main. i think my college bucketlist is finished.
theres a canoe in our lawn. we dont own a canoe.
it was the only safe place
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