Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
No joke. Last we saw of him he was naked and dragging that stupid goat into the bushes.
Based on how hungover I feel today, it makes more sense that the bouncer didn't let me in to that bar.
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
Did you get an erection too during Paul Ryan's speech?
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
Wanna get really high and go on a Valentine's Day Sexathon cause we're both single or would that be weird?
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
Her blow jobs are legen wait for it seriously like 9 people I know brag about them dary
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
Well I'm trying out this whole "not sleep with a stranger thing"
That's silly... just silly. And by silly I mean unrealistic.
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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