I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
Call me next time you want to get irresponsibly drunk when we have grown up things to do the next day.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
Plus, it's just valuable. Virgin pee is very well-priced.
It's not a real holiday until someone pees on you. Did someone pee on you?
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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