White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
I just ran into the couch, vagina first.
I hope you got dinner out of it
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
if pee wee herman would have taken a snuggie to the movies he wouldnt have gotten caught
you refused to come out of the bathroom until i asked you in spanish
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
It's hard to be above the influence when you are the influence.
Got another job?
If by job you mean clever way of getting free tattoos, then yes. I got another job.
Woke up backwards on a recliner
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I currently don't understand fingers.
TSA found the edibles
Fuck
Oh my god he just. Swiped them for explosives and handed them back to me
God bless California
Randomize
