She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
He came in my nose, then said it would help clear my sinuses.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
Stop making Mac and cheese and sit on his face. FINISH HIM
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Everyone should know the rule that if your dicks touch during a threeway you just make lightsaber noises and move on.
There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
I lost my favorite bra in his hotel room. Is it bad that that's the only reason I hope he texts me tomorrow?
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
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