Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
new rule: cockblock me if I have had over a fifth of jack. no matter what.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
Tinkerbell just flew up to me and tickled my balls. What the fuck did we smoke?
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
Either I spilled whiskey on my boobs last night or they are fermenting. Not concerned in the slightest
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
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