So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
As he was going down on me, I looked over his shoulder and said "ohh a Christian mingle commercial is on"
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
at the time fanning him with a dish tray seemed like a good idea but when we found it buried in the dirt the next morning i questioned our judgement. needless to say he still threw up even with the extra breeze.
I am going to bedazzle the shit out of your Basilisk costume.
I swear he is my soulmate. He kept feeding me goldfish while we were fucking. Who wouldn't enjoy that while having sex.
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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