Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I could of sworn you were praying in the strip club.
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Four times in one night? That Energizer bunny outfit lived up to the hype.
I'm so high that I'm intently watching my neighbor move his car back and forth in order to put his motorcycle in the garage, and getting irritated that it seems so complicated.
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
I woke up this morning and I had the absolutely horrific realisation that I am the human incarnation of scrappy doo
They don't have a Valentines Day card for the married guy I'm sleeping with. It can't use the words, love, soulmate, you're the only one for me...and obviously it can't be anything related to spending the day together because that's not happening.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
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