Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
Well look at it this way, if he should happen to get into a terrible accident within the next 2 days, its okay.. i have his dental records on my ass cheek.
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
I keep telling myself that if Britney can make it through 2007, I can make it through this date.
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
I’m almost positive this girl is drinking a mojito in class right now, if so she’s my new hero
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
I've fucked him twice and literally had no idea that he's missing a thumb
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
Randomize
