Twist it, pull it, flick it... Bop it was like the first time I touched myself.
Just got a free shot w my beer...it's not quite 11am yet...I love international travel. These people aren't judgmental.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
I've never felt so epic in my entire life as I do right now, my bare testicles staring down the ocean itself
You were convinced you would hurt my car if you opened the door. Then you barfed in the pretzle bucket Peter gave you
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Oh my lord it is too early in the morning to be that horny freak
my vagina doesn't wear a watch
she wanted me to tie her up with my playstation charger cord. i kept on hoping she wasn't a squirter. those cords r expensive. could have def been a Sony commercial tho
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
plus like he's kinda a piece of shit. a beautiful somewhat talented piece of shit that hella needs to get his life together
long story short, the bouquet was used as a sacrificial torch
he told me that I'm basically going to be the mom of the house when they move in...i like to see it as being a MILF without the responsibility of real children
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