VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
I cut my penus on the lid.
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
Calvin and Hobbes are double-teaming a butterfly. They're in the bathroom, and drawing a crowd.
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I was blowing him while he was singing Happy Birthday to his girlfriend on the phone. I win.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
There's a bull to ride and dancing on the bar is encouraged. This is my heaven. And this is why god made leopard tube tops.
Sorry, I didn't know he was with you. The ongoing collapse of Trump has me horny as hell.
I peed in Andys sink the other day bc I didnt want him to hear me pee
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