it was like she wanted to be a once a week night stand
I got so high last night I started crying because i couldn't stop thinking about how scary space is
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Freshman Move In Day, its like Christmas in August.
Dude, how the hell did you become an RA?
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
Just left the frat house in last nights clothes minus my earings, shoes, underware, tequilla cap, and my dignity. If you see me on your way home just hit me
Malibu has added tequila to its rum. It's like when two beautiful gaybies come together an spawn a unicorn that only cries jellybean tears.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
The guy next to me just said he wont play beer pong on principle. Im scared.
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
At first I was nervous about leaving him my undergraduate legacy, but apparently he made out with lesbians, woke up with hickeys and a different shirt. My family name will survive.
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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