oh my god im such an asshole. i just asked the guitarist of bad religion if he was a scalper.
ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
the only reason you beat me in fntsy this week is bc you wouldnt bail me outa jail in time to set my roster you dick
You stood up gave the stripper 15 ones in a wad, hugged her and then sat back down.
She was drunk breaking up with me. All of my emails to her were coming back with UNSUBSCRIBE as the subject.
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
I think that means you're growing up...when your coke nail becomes your opening mail nail.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
I just hit 3 trees and a golf cart.. all on the same hole
Put me down for a bogey
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