I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
So Ive decided I have serious issues. Im walking around the school with a bag labeled booze money collecting from people while slightly hungover at 8:20 in the morning, and nobody is questioning me.
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
there's a picture of him beating off in the library with a cowboy hat. please steer clear of this one if you ever want to be respected.
It's pretty bad that I know he's opening his door from the way it squeaks because I have snuck out of his room so many times this semester...
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Apparently nothing brings out sympathy in a barista like asking if they have a hangover special
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I couldn't read the menu. I ordered the first thing I was able to read. Don't think I ate anything. Left $20 on the table.
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
Well obviously we have a ghost in the house who’s taking showers in your bathroom and doing our cocaine.
Randomize
