I have this horrible feeling I'm going to blackout tonight & only be able to say 'wasabi bobby' over & over again.
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
1 be hot 2 flirt with everyone 3 use hotness to make people do things for you. It's a simple model.
By the end of the night I was using him as a leg rest and he was handing me pizza rolls when I wiggled my hand. It's a proven method.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
Any residual attraction has just been ruthlessly murdered by that mustache.
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
I rather not break my neck. It's hard to look sexy with a neck cast.
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
Really need a jack off emoji
Who do we write to about that?
I'm a fuck boy trapped in a single mom's body.
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