Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
aparently we are going to have sex infront of her friend. ill call you tomorrow
she asked if mt Rushmore was natural or man made
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
it would be cheaper just to buy a dildo to intimidate people with.
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
I just want to have beer shits in my own bathroom. Is that too much to ask for?
Just bc you put "its cute" at the end of it doesn't change the fact that u have called me a vag twice this morning and its only 10:03
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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