Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'm going to make him fall in love with me one blow job at a time.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
New rule during sex: if it causes you to take your rings off, don't do it.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
Let's get one thing straight; we aren't in a relationship. We fuck and occasionally go to subway.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Mass text: dear whatever jerk off who thinks they stole drugs from me. It was birth control. Go fuck yourself. And pray that I don't get pregnant.
Who puts their birth control in a bottle with a smiley face?!
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