my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
alone in the kitchen at 4 am eating a hotdog.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
My roomate asked me why she found condoms in the pringles container. I don't know what to tell her
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
I feel like my teeth are caked on with other teeth. What did I just smoke?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
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