...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
Was this before, or after you took my brand new bag of shredded cheese, and "Made it rain"?
Some dude just came up to me and stroked my beard, smiled and left. Shave?
My brother just woke up to see me on te couch dipping hamburger buns into pizza sauce. I'm beginning to question the life choices that led to this moment.
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Jill you already won the game by finding a dude who will fuck you in flamingo knee socks. Theres no hope for the rest of us
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
This is seriously fucking awkward. My favorite sex scene just started and my dad's still here. He offered me Cheetos.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
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