I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
And here i was gonna offer you a complimentary blowjob.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I went down on her on the dining room table. That should count for something.
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
I passed out drunk in her bed. Her boyfriend showed up and told me to go to the other room or we were gonna have a threesome. I threw up off the side of her bed and left. I feel like that was an adequate response.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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