What a fucking waste of an outfit
We watched a biography of Frida Kahlo in class today. It was depressing. A chick with a UNIBROW just put my sex life to shame.
just got passed by a van of kids watching the little mermaid. debating speeding so i can watch
Didn't u have court just yesterday for ur driving?
IT'S THE LITTLE MERMAID! totally worth another year of probation
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
There was no eligible dick at the ER. I'm pissed. Looks like "Searching for Strange at the Local Free Clinic" is a no go for the name of our first full length album. On the other hand, I got a dilaudid shot and I no longer feel like I have the worst bladder infection of my life.
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
I really don't think my body can handle another night of drinking
Lol you talk like you have a choice
I am worried that I am gonna die before the weekend is over
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