I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
at least 'blackout me' had enough sense to take the puke covered duvet off the comforter.
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
You gave the cab driver your pants as collateral while you ran in the house for money.
There are 3 guys sitting in the elevator in lawn chairs wearing sunglasses and holding beers. the hallway rugs are stuffed in a trash can. i've never been so glad to be sober.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I think I'm drunk at the airport. Oh the possibilities
Ive been high since the plane left the ground in Los Angeles and Ive been in Chicago. Right now, Im on a train headed towards downtown to go to an anime convention. At this point, I am just taking life as it comes, furries and all.
You now have the mental image of me flying off into the sunset with no pants
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
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