is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
Why did the fire extinguisher taste lemony?
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
Ugh I need to clean my floors/walls/ I actually don't understand why boys get drunk and pee on things
Next time one of us has a party everybody has to wear a diaper. But actually you just need a shit ton of disinfectant wipes and maybe a hazmat suit.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
I just sent Brandon a snapchat where I wasn't wearing a shirt but had a rooster drawn on my boobs that said "cock block" and laughed for 10 minutes I have problems don't judge me
I brought a travel sized bottle of baby powder and sprinkled it on all of the couples making out on the wall in the basement
I just sat watching friends in the bathtub by candlelight...nights like this make me wonder if I ever want to be in a relationship again
I have an important idea to tell you when I'm sober about a cat scratching my nose once and what it taught me. DONT LET ME FORGET.
I love him about as much as I'd love fucking myself with a cactus.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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