Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm wearing this super skanky ass dress that's wayyy to slutty for church but I think Jesus will appreciate it because i look so bangin for his bday.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Woke up at 4:30am to my little brother shaking me. Apparently I fell asleep naked on my kitchen table waiting for the toaster to pop. 2 years of college completed and i still havent learned my drinking limit...
Dude walks in wearing jean shorts and a graphic tshirt and goes home with an attractive female. EXPLAIN YOURSELF UNIVERSE.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
He is such a generous lover, I can look past the fact his name is fucking Bob.
Fuck you know you drunk when you start signing the Masson impossjvke song to entourage yourself to pee
It's almost like sex was the ice breaker and now we're sociable at the gym
I emptied a Vyvance capsule into my coffee pot last night and set the auto start. Pretty sure I've been drinking meth all morning
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
sorry for the late response. was in jail for 6 months.
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