So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
so... my grandma just told me i should be a stripper
well at least shes not calling you fat anymore
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
He's on the floor in just a Burberry tie. All my girl parts just tapped out.
I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
I just wanna get drunk and go sledding in my kayak
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
it was all good until mid make out when he announced 'i just came'. ...he wasn't joking.
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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