So my shaver died while I was trimming...ya know. And now it is half way done. I don't think there's currently any aesthetic in keeping it this way...
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
This frat boy drinking a forty and wearing a pussy patrol shirt just ran out in front of my car. I should have used less brakes.
I smelled my fingers after she left and they smelt like sugar cookies. I want that one again.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
So i know i shouldnt being spending random large amnts of money...but i just bought a sword.
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Finding an empty bathroom to shit on campus is like the quest for the fucking Holy Grail. Except with more stench and humiliation.
I have commenced my lesbian college experimentation. Wish me luck
Who looks around on a bright, sunny day and says, "you know what? Today I'm going to write gay dinosaur erotica"
I walked out in my coconut bra, and that's when it all went downhill.
New drinking game idea: Take a shot for every republican you see on facebook bitching about the ruling.
Grrr. Fine. You get oral for being unwrong.
You don't have to buy me dinner, watch tv or even hang out if you don't want. Just fuck.
Turns out naked yoga wasn't a pickup line. I feel betrayed.
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