dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
I've spent too much of my life staring at my bberry and counting to 5 to see if it blinks
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
Me. You. Shitty green clothes from Savers that we will dub alligator costumes. Middle of the quad tomorrow at noon. Bring your alligator voice and the pearls before swine comic.
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
Hey, so, you were my "one phone call" last night... Thanks for not picking up. See, this is why I never call you.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
He's drinking on a hospital bracelet, the fuck's your excuse?
Would you think less of me if I were eating pizza on the toilet right now?
He has a beach house and a Simba tattoo. Our wedding is next Tuesday, hope you're free.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
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